The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't
 getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and
 bought a small sign that read:
 
 "I'm the Boss!"
 
 He then taped it to his office door.
 
 Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:
 
 "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"