|Where is My Rolex?
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and
within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to
ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus,
which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined
and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and
raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he
said. "You are so
focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied,"Don't you know that your left arm is
missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"
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